Funny Punjabi Jokes

FUNNY JOKES IN PUNJABI

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KIDS ANSWER TO TEACHER

Teacher -किसी ऐसी जगह का नाम बतायो जहां पर बहुत सारे लोग हों फिर भी तुम अकेला महसूस करो?

Student -Examination Hall

Teacher -बेहोश!

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CID JOKE

दया : सर, ये तो मर गया है।

ACP : तलाशी लो इसकी

दया : जेब में कुछ है,

ACP : अच्छा .... देखो जरा क्या है ?

दया : सर ये तो  प्रेम रतन धन पायो का टिकट है।

ACP : इसका मतलब समझे दया, आत्महत्या है यह।

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JATT JOKE

Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te

Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te

Jat alto te alto110 te

Jatt swift te

swift 120 te,

Agge

Agge ki,

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Jatt ambulance te,

Ambulance 130 te.

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FUNNY ANIMALS JOKE

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

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EXAM JOKE SHYARI

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

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SARDAR  FOUND A BOMB JOKE

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,

1st Sardar: chal police ko de ke aate hain.

2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha :p

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HEART TOUCHING JOKE

Heart touching line ...!

!! Jehde kardi si umar bhar sath nibhahan de vaade...

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..Kamlii..!!!

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.Aj gol gappe piche lad pai...!!

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BABA JI AND KUDI JOKE

Ek waari ek baba bus wich

ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..

Kuri kehendi h what r u doing..?

Baba kehnda h 'kismat de naal

milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

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HEER AND RANJHA PUNJABI JOKE

Heer Says to Ranjha

Ki Khaatyaa aay main Teri Heer Ban k ???

Ranjha

Saliye Main Kehaira Ranjha Ban Ke S.P. Lag Gya AAN.... :p

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PUNJABI GIRL FRIEND/BOY FRIEND JOKE

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,

kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..

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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya c.

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FUNNY PUNJABI LOVER JOKE

Boy: sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.

tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.

Rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho

100 number dwawange.

Girl: dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere

yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.

Paper c mera chemistry da te mainu

parchi history di fadayi c.
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GIRL AND SARDAR JOKE

A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

And Said,

'Lipton di chah hai?'

Sardar G,

'Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…'
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PUNJAB SARKARI SCHOOL JOKE

Punjab Ch Ik Pind Da Sarkari School Siveyan De Nede Si,

Othe Ik Bujurag Di Maut Hon Karke, School Di Chhutti Kar Ditti Gayi,

Bachhe Khushi-Khushi Ghar Vall Ja Rahe Si,

Raah Ch 2 Bujurag Baabe Manje Te Baithe Hoye Si,

Ohna Nu Dekh Ke Bantu Te Ghantu Hassan Lag Gaye,

Baabeya Ne Puchya Ke Kyon Hassde Pye Oh?

Tan Santa Kehn Laggya, Banta Dekh Apni 2 Chhutiyan Aa Baithiyaan Ne… :p

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FUNNY GF/BF PUNJABI JOKE

Girl To Boyfriend: Mummy-Papa Ne Keha Hai Ke Jekar Main Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gayi Tan, Mera Viah Kar Dena.

Boyfriend: Tu Tyari Kitti E Na?

Girl: Kar Lyi E, Bas Reception Di Dress Leni Baaki E.... hahahaha
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SANTA AND JADUGAR

Jadugar To Santa: Hum Main Teri Votti De Do Hisse Kar Davanga…

Santa: Kidda Diya Galla Karda Bai, Mere Ko Ik Ni Sambh Hundi, Tu Meri Problem Nu Double Karn Te Tulya E…
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REASONS

5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:



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NO REASON

Bas meri matti mari gayi c :p
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SARDAR STUDENT JOKE

History teacher - Mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?

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Sardar - page no 15 to 26 tak.
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SANTA & TEACHER

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao,

SANTA:- ik BHIM c, 
ik oda vada pra c, 
ik nikka pra c, ik hor c,

te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya :p
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KUDI WALE TO PANDIT JI PUNJABI JOKE

Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.

Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.
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PUNJABI TEACHER TO STUDENT

Teacher To Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?

Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher Again: Aapne Desh Da “Father Of Nation” Kaun Ae?

Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…

Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?

Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…

Teacher: Chal Kal Yaad Karke Aayi, Ok?

Next Day At School Teacher Chalo Sunao Ki Yaad Karke Aya?

Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 Di Speed Limit Te Eggs Dinde Ne.
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VAAR-2 EXAM JOKE

Assi Jeonde Aan 1 Vaar

Assi Marde Aan 1 Vaar

Pyar 1 Vaar Hunda Ae

Veyah Vi 1 Vaar Hi Hunda Ae

Taan Fer Ne Saale Exams Var-Vaar Kyon?

“Jago Students, Jago Vai…”

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